June 2010
8 posts
beeennnn ages since ive been on... :/
May 2010
12 posts
The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a blow job?” Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!” Him: “Oh come on! Who’s...
piisss testt
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer’ll tell you what’s wrong and what to...
if it wasnt for the things in the past that has...
horny old man :L
There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o’clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she’s very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to...
Watchnyakbabe:
give me your evil look
Disappointment
being called a disappointment by my own family, just kills me inside. i dont really know why they called me it. sure im taking a gap year before i go to uni or tafe, but why do i get the feeling that im not wanted here? why do i get the feeling that im not good enough? why? i havent asked anyone in my family to support me financially, because i work myself. i dont scab of people because i can...
April 2010
60 posts
Parents, if you let me go out wherever I want, I...
littlemissforce:
quellogiusto:
So true.
i agree parents these days ay, and if they find out they give you their life story of “when i was your age… bla bla bla” or they start lecturing you bout shit ==
brasncars asked: entertain me
brasncars asked: its cute, how you pick your mummys grey hair :)
Anonymous asked: i miss you
brasncars asked: hi faggot
things in my head...
dont run fromt the feelin u have, cuz ill b there. dont doubt that feeling cuz youll be doubting what u have. ill love u like no other. i wont let you fall. i’ll always be there, physially, verbally, mentally. i’ll do anything i can to keep a smile on your face. keep you happy. keep you moving. going.
you might not feel the same way as i do now… but all i can do is be patience.
FuckYeahWeed: Review: Spike Diamond (marijuana... →
I’ve been detoxing from weed for about a week now in anticipation of a pre-employment drug screening, subbing my smoke with cigarettes and hookah. Unfortunately, tobacco has never done the trick for me and by last night, I had already grown tired of it. I was bored, recovering from the worst…
